John Green
John Green
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionAuthor
Date of Birth24 August 1977
CountryUnited States of America
drunk cookies ifs
If drunk were cookies, I'd be Famous Amos
real sleep kissing
We were kissing. I thought: This is good. I thought: I am not bad at this kissing. Not bad at all. I thought: I am clearly the greatest kisser in the history of the universe. Suddenly she laughed and pulled away from me. She wiggled a hand out of her sleeping bag and wiped her face. "You slobbered on my nose," she said, and laughed
cute girl mom
She's cute, I thought, but you don't need to like a girl who treats you like you're ten: You've already got a mom.
smart class may
And in my classes, I will talk most of the time, and you will listen most of the time. Because you may be smart, but I've been smart longer.
hipster whispering again-and-again
Here's to all the places we went. And all the places we'll go. And here's to me, whispering again and again and again and again: iloveyou
jesus promise suffering
Muhammad brought the promise that anyone could find fulfillment and everlasting life through allegiance to the one true God. The Buddah held out hope that the suffering could be transcended. Jesus brought the message that even the last shall be first, that even the tax collectors and lepers - the outcasts - had cause for hope. And so that is the question I leave you with in this final: What is your cause for hope.
wicked doe gods-will
God will punish the wicked. And before He does, we will.
hipster war winning
Sometimes you lose a battle. But mischief always wins the war
real alaska waiting
Francois Rabelais. He was a poet. And his last words were "I go to seek a Great Perhaps." That's why I'm going. So I don't have to wait until I die to start seeking a Great Perhaps.
running hands quiet
For a moment, she was quiet. Then she grabbed my hand, whispered, “Run run run run run,” and took off, pulling me behind her.
real reindeer dangerous
I don't like reindeer. They seem like regular deer, only more dangerous.
pay robots explosions
It's hard to get movie studios to pay a lot of money for movies that don't have robots or explosions.
falling-in-love teenager love-you
Teenagers have more intense reading experiences because they've had fewer of them. It's like the first time you fall in love. You have a connection to that first person you fell in love with because it was so intense and unprecedented.
sentences
You can't not like 'The Great Gatsby.' It's got the best sentences in, like, ever.