Joey Lauren
Joey Lauren
anniversary wife important
In life, it's not who you know that's important, it's how your wife found out.
sarcasm want stay-with-me
Stay with me; I want to be alone
education teacher children
A teacher is a person who used to think he liked children.
mom education teaching
The toughest thing about homework is getting mom and pop to agree on the same answer.
girlfriend thinking acting
I don't think I was fully satisfied acting. You know, the girlfriend role or the best friend role, and that wasn't enough for me
money giving coats
Bankruptcy is a legal proceeding in which you put your money in your pants pocket and give your coat to your creditors.
funny sarcastic wife
A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
golf watches break
If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business.
new-year years great-year
May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions.
golf games play
Most people play a fair game of golf - if you watch them.
husband drinking today
The most popular labor-saving device today is still a husband with money.
dad father phones
My life isn't that dramatic. My dad really loves me, he just can't talk on the phone. He's too crippled and shy, and that's almost harder. He's there and he loves me, and I try and try and try, it's just impossible to have a relationship.
friendship girlfriend daddy
Chasing Amy' was an amazing role, but then after that, I went and did 'Big Daddy' and you're the girlfriend or you're the best friend. I wasn't getting the Nicole Kidman roles.
thinking acting satisfying
I think, ultimately, looking back now, acting wasn't satisfying me 100%.