Joe Rogan
Joe Rogan
Joseph James "Joe" Roganis an American stand-up comedian, actor, sports commentator, and television and podcast host. Born in New Jersey, Rogan learned martial arts as a teenager, earning a black belt in Taekwondo where he became a US champion. A fan of comedy, he started his stand-up comedy career in 1988 in the Boston area and has since recorded several albums and specials...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth11 August 1967
CountryUnited States of America
thinking talking people
My company is called Talking Monkey, Inc. It's because that's what I think all people are: talking monkeys.
talking ifs
If you are the greatest, why would you go around talking about it?
talking actors worst
Have you ever talked to someone, and you're not even really talking to them? Actors are the worst for that.
talking bullshit people
I don`t like people that make their living talking about bullshit, and you see them in many shows that are made on the same subject. When you go looking at UFOs or bigfoot or what-have-you, there's just nothing there.
talking laughing made
I had seen movies before that that had made me laugh, but I had never seen anything even remotely close to as funny as Richard Pryor was, just standing there talking.
life talking flying
If you ever start taking things too seriously, just remember that we are talking monkeys on an organic spaceship flying through the universe.
agree assure believe people president press speak
I believe that we're doing the right thing. The press doesn't agree with the president on these things. The people I speak to assure me he is doing the right thing.
american-comedian people
People want their 15 minutes and are willing to do anything to get it.
becomes comedy denying guy huge jokes known looking problem stealing thieves
I've known that guy for over 10 years, and he's been stealing jokes and denying it from Day One, ... Joke thieves are a huge problem in the stand-up comedy community, and every now and then one of them becomes successful. That's what you're looking at here with 'Carlos.'
appear camera crew edited follow hired paid regular results website
has paid him so well, he's hired a camera crew to follow him around on tour. The edited results appear on his website (JoeRogan.net) in regular installments called the ''JoeShow.
thinking height
I'm afraid of heights. Not unreasonably, but rationally afraid of heights. I think everyone is.
annoyed trying annoying
The misconception is that standup comics are always on. I don't know any really funny comics that are annoying and constantly trying to be funny all the time.
smell mars ass
You could smell my ass from mars.
fall people
People love to see people fall.