Joe Rogan

Joe Rogan
Joseph James "Joe" Roganis an American stand-up comedian, actor, sports commentator, and television and podcast host. Born in New Jersey, Rogan learned martial arts as a teenager, earning a black belt in Taekwondo where he became a US champion. A fan of comedy, he started his stand-up comedy career in 1988 in the Boston area and has since recorded several albums and specials...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth11 August 1967
CountryUnited States of America
art games people
I've done jiujitsu a huge chunk of my life, and I try to spend a lot of time educating people on the nuances, the subtleness of the ground game. It's a big part of mixed martial arts.
boston community police
One of the great things about Houston is that they police themselves. It's the way Boston was in the '80s. No hacks or thieves are tolerated in the community, and that's HUGE.
girlfriend trying path
Because I have a girlfriend, I try and take the straight and narrow path, which is good because it prevents VD.
moving-forward moving robots
Omigawa is moving forward like a karate robot
kids college people
I prefer older people to college kids [as audience] for the most part. I want people with life experience, people that understand where I'm coming from.
bangs bigs conditions
I love existing in pre big bang conditions.
life-changing cds people
I'm really happy that I've been able to make people laugh and distract them from their day to day bullshit at a comedy show or because they enjoyed one of my CDs or TV specials, but I don't know how many people have actually had life changing thoughts because of it.
people perspective long
Having the privilege of sitting down and having 3 hour long uninterrupted conversations with hundreds of brilliant people is an awesome perspective enhancer.
advice the-end-of-the-day wrong-person
I read the things that scientists have figured out, and apply what they say is beneficial, but at the end of the day I'm the wrong person to get unchallenged nutritional advice from.
art wall selfish
When you're jealous, especially of someone else's art or creations you automatically put up these selfish walls that reinforce your stupid ideas. It's hard to pull those walls down and look at what you're hiding. Look at your own weakness and realize that the jealousy came from knowing that you're intimidated by someone else's work, and that when you compare it to your own, you fall short.
trying answers way
I always try to look at conflicts from as many different angles as is humanly possible, and in a lot of ways there is no one answer.
talking ifs
If you are the greatest, why would you go around talking about it?
winter cities mountain
Cities are natural, that's why they're everywhere. It's not like there's only one city, and everybody's like 'What the f**k is this?' No, cities are all over the place. They're natural. You know what's not natural? You, in the middle of the mountains, in the middle of the winter.
mean gay chinese
I don't care if you're gay, black, Chinese, straight. That means nothing to me. It's all an illusion.