Joe Rogan

Joe Rogan
Joseph James "Joe" Roganis an American stand-up comedian, actor, sports commentator, and television and podcast host. Born in New Jersey, Rogan learned martial arts as a teenager, earning a black belt in Taekwondo where he became a US champion. A fan of comedy, he started his stand-up comedy career in 1988 in the Boston area and has since recorded several albums and specials...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth11 August 1967
CountryUnited States of America
life-changing cds people
I'm really happy that I've been able to make people laugh and distract them from their day to day bullshit at a comedy show or because they enjoyed one of my CDs or TV specials, but I don't know how many people have actually had life changing thoughts because of it.
live-life moving past
The quicker we all realize that we've been taught how to live life by people that were operating on the momentum of an ignorant past the quicker we can move to a global ethic of community that doesn't value invented borders or the monopolization of natural resources, but rather the goal of a happier more loving humanity.
another-life ifs
We have to start treating each other as if we are treating ourselves living another life.
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Live your life like you're the hero in your movie.
life talking flying
If you ever start taking things too seriously, just remember that we are talking monkeys on an organic spaceship flying through the universe.
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I believe that we're doing the right thing. The press doesn't agree with the president on these things. The people I speak to assure me he is doing the right thing.
american-comedian people
People want their 15 minutes and are willing to do anything to get it.
becomes comedy denying guy huge jokes known looking problem stealing thieves
I've known that guy for over 10 years, and he's been stealing jokes and denying it from Day One, ... Joke thieves are a huge problem in the stand-up comedy community, and every now and then one of them becomes successful. That's what you're looking at here with 'Carlos.'
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has paid him so well, he's hired a camera crew to follow him around on tour. The edited results appear on his website (JoeRogan.net) in regular installments called the ''JoeShow.
thinking height
I'm afraid of heights. Not unreasonably, but rationally afraid of heights. I think everyone is.
annoyed trying annoying
The misconception is that standup comics are always on. I don't know any really funny comics that are annoying and constantly trying to be funny all the time.
smell mars ass
You could smell my ass from mars.
fall people
People love to see people fall.
sports wrestling boxing
There's a confidence and a mental toughness that comes from the very highest level of competition, whatever the sport is. Whether it's boxing or wrestling, or whatever.