Joe Rogan
Joe Rogan
Joseph James "Joe" Roganis an American stand-up comedian, actor, sports commentator, and television and podcast host. Born in New Jersey, Rogan learned martial arts as a teenager, earning a black belt in Taekwondo where he became a US champion. A fan of comedy, he started his stand-up comedy career in 1988 in the Boston area and has since recorded several albums and specials...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth11 August 1967
CountryUnited States of America
hate ideas guy
The comics I hate are thieves. Nothing's more disgusting than a guy who steals another person's ideas and tries to claim them as his own.
hate men
When women go to see men strip, we never accuse you of hating men.
hate mma realizing
The time you spend hating on someone robs you of your own time. You are literally hating on yourself and you don't even realize it.
funny hater boards
Haters...are all failures. It's 100% across the board. No one who is truly brilliant at anything is a hater.
hate gay dumb
There's only 2 reasons that you hate gay marriage; 1. You're dumb, or 2. You're secretly worried that dicks are delicious.
agree assure believe people president press speak
I believe that we're doing the right thing. The press doesn't agree with the president on these things. The people I speak to assure me he is doing the right thing.
american-comedian people
People want their 15 minutes and are willing to do anything to get it.
becomes comedy denying guy huge jokes known looking problem stealing thieves
I've known that guy for over 10 years, and he's been stealing jokes and denying it from Day One, ... Joke thieves are a huge problem in the stand-up comedy community, and every now and then one of them becomes successful. That's what you're looking at here with 'Carlos.'
appear camera crew edited follow hired paid regular results website
has paid him so well, he's hired a camera crew to follow him around on tour. The edited results appear on his website (JoeRogan.net) in regular installments called the ''JoeShow.
thinking height
I'm afraid of heights. Not unreasonably, but rationally afraid of heights. I think everyone is.
annoyed trying annoying
The misconception is that standup comics are always on. I don't know any really funny comics that are annoying and constantly trying to be funny all the time.
smell mars ass
You could smell my ass from mars.
fall people
People love to see people fall.
sports wrestling boxing
There's a confidence and a mental toughness that comes from the very highest level of competition, whatever the sport is. Whether it's boxing or wrestling, or whatever.