Joe Rogan
Joe Rogan
Joseph James "Joe" Roganis an American stand-up comedian, actor, sports commentator, and television and podcast host. Born in New Jersey, Rogan learned martial arts as a teenager, earning a black belt in Taekwondo where he became a US champion. A fan of comedy, he started his stand-up comedy career in 1988 in the Boston area and has since recorded several albums and specials...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth11 August 1967
CountryUnited States of America
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So many times I've done a CD, and then the week after I record it, I've got this new tagline that's killer. And it makes the whole bit better. It happens all the time. But that's just the process of comedy.
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As a longtime practitioner of yoga and a person who's been involved in physical fitness my whole life, I can tell you, yoga helps you achieve altered states of consciousness. It is not just stretching. The only way you can say that it's stretching is if you haven't done it, or that you haven't done it rigorously for a long period of time.
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After this whole acting thing is over and done, you eventually have to be human. Some people are never human. It's very weird.
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I believe that we're doing the right thing. The press doesn't agree with the president on these things. The people I speak to assure me he is doing the right thing.
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People want their 15 minutes and are willing to do anything to get it.
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I've known that guy for over 10 years, and he's been stealing jokes and denying it from Day One, ... Joke thieves are a huge problem in the stand-up comedy community, and every now and then one of them becomes successful. That's what you're looking at here with 'Carlos.'
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has paid him so well, he's hired a camera crew to follow him around on tour. The edited results appear on his website (JoeRogan.net) in regular installments called the ''JoeShow.
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I'm afraid of heights. Not unreasonably, but rationally afraid of heights. I think everyone is.
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The misconception is that standup comics are always on. I don't know any really funny comics that are annoying and constantly trying to be funny all the time.
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You could smell my ass from mars.
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People love to see people fall.
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There's a confidence and a mental toughness that comes from the very highest level of competition, whatever the sport is. Whether it's boxing or wrestling, or whatever.
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I really never thought people would think that I was funny, I thought (my friends) thought I was funny because I was their friend, but other people would just think I was an asshole. I was at least partly right.
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If I could make the same amount of money doing standup it would be no contest. The problem is that if you do make that kind of money doing standup, it's not in clubs, it's in big auditoriums and large venues, and I really think something is lost when you do standup for a big crowd.