Joe Bob Briggs
Joe Bob Briggs
John Irving Bloom, who uses the pseudonym Joe Bob Briggs, is a syndicated American film critic, writer and comic performer...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionCritic
Date of Birth27 January 1953
CountryUnited States of America
ends end-times posts
There is no post-9/11. Everything from now until the end of time is post-9/11.
american-critic doorstep felt free perfectly virtually
Yet it wasn't so long ago that virtually every person in the world felt perfectly free to show up on the doorstep of any other person in the world.
american-critic time
There is no post-9/11. Everything from now until the end of time is post-9/11.
american-critic suburban york
In other words, New York has gone all suburban and bourgeois on us.
wheat kernel
Faith is like a kernel of wheat.
war fighting air
Everything changed in Bosnia, when General Wesley Clark proved that you could fight a war with high- level precision air strikes and a bare minimum of ground action.
males male-chauvinist
I AM a male chauvinist. Who's been saying otherwise?
running wine guy
The Italians always made good wine, but you had the impression they were friendly guys in straw hats running family vineyards with slaves or something so that the vino was never more than ten bucks a bottle.
break-up grandmother fighting
The best ally you can have in breaking up a street fight is a grandmother.
football sunday garden
SURE-FIRE SINGLES AD: Famous Writer needs woman to organize his life and spend his money. Loves to turn off Sunday football and go to the Botanical Gardens with that special someone. Will obtain plastic surgery if necessary.
europe people long
In some European theaters, it's still not uncommon to have a late start and three LONG intermissions, because people actually eat and drink and converse during the intermissions.
drunk crime
It's not a crime to get drunk.
world dictator instruments
A universal draft is most often the instrument of Third World dictators.
men clubs tradition
Almost every venerable tradition at a men's club starts out as a joke.