Jimmy Kimmel
Jimmy Kimmel
James Christian "Jimmy" Kimmel is an American television host, producer, writer, comedian, voice actor, musician and radio personality. He is the host and executive producer of Jimmy Kimmel Live!, a late-night talk show that premiered on ABC in 2003. Kimmel also hosted the 64th Primetime Emmy Awards on September 23, 2012...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionCelebrity
Date of Birth13 November 1967
CountryUnited States of America
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No matter who it is, I hate to see people losing their jobs. I really do.
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It's funny how all of this has worked out - I wasn't popular in high school, but now every drunken guy in the United States wants to be my pal. They all want to buy me a shot, and pretty soon I'm throwing up.
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When I was on the radio, I used to be able to go a lot farther than I can now. You don't really remember until you're on the radio again, sometimes in your old radio station and sitting with the guys you used to work with and you go, 'Oh yeah, I can't say these things anymore. I'm handcuffed.'
You don't need to exorcise your personal demons onstage.
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There's an air of mystery around the Masons, but the reality is that they're mostly a bunch of veterans getting drunk in a lodge that they've built to look like a temple. It's just a bunch of guys trying to get away from their wives.
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ABC is on a roll. It seemed inevitable that they'd do something like this to screw it up.
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That's my main flaw: I always think authority figures or my boss is going to think something I do is funny. And usually they don't.
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You would get your a*s kicked... I would have to take off my shoe and beat you down, brother!
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Adam doesn't need a partner, ... The guy is just funny. He has a strong opinion on almost every topic. You can ask him about Sea-Monkeys or shoelaces and he has a strong opinion. And when he gets going, you're just a bystander.
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Oh, great, ... Three people beating me up. Maybe it isn't such a great idea.
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What I said about Pistons fans during halftime was a joke, nothing more. If I offended anyone, I'm sorry. Clearly, over the past 10 years, we in L.A. have taken a commanding lead in post-game riots. If the Lakers win, I plan to overturn my own car.
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I don't really need to be dirty to be funny.
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I don't know if we can call ourselves everyday Joes. I think Supermen is more appropriate. We're just trying to take back the medium we invented!
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If I have one criticism of the other late-night shows, it's that they're almost entirely scripted.