Jim Jefferies
Jim Jefferies
thinking achievement way
Because of the way I've made my money or the way I've conducted myself in public to get success, it doesn't make me any better a person. So I always thought money and achievement would make me a more legitimate person, where my family seems to think it's all about actions.
cancer thinking people
I think only things that are personal to us offend us. It's always bizarre when people who would normally laugh at an AIDS joke won't laugh at a cancer joke, but far more people know somebody who's died from cancer.
drama believe thinking
There are two types of actors. There's the actors who can acknowledge that they could never do standup comedy. Then there's the pretentious ones, who believe that acting is harder than standup comedy. I definitely don't think it is. I also think making a comedy is substantially harder than making a drama.
mother successful thinking
No matter how successful I got, my mother still thinks I'm a bad person, basically.
thinking sat imaginary
I don't think I've ever prayed in my entire life, never sat and had an imaginary chat with God.
fun rip thinking
I wouldn't perform in front of the Nazis. I hear they didn't take freedom of speech too well. It would be a fun gig to rip into them, but I don't think the ending would be great for me.
thinking play guy
There's a lot of guys up there who like wearing a suit or try doing jokes that they think will play to a certain crowd, or maybe get them corporate work. I've always written jokes that I would want to hear. So, I'm trying to entertain myself more than anything.
religious believe thinking
I want to make people think, and I don't want to come across like I am egotistical or that I want to change people's thoughts. I don't believe that as a comic I can convert anyone's opinion. I think I can maybe make someone look in one direction or the other but I can't make a religious person stop believing in God.
funny children thinking
Do you think pandas know they're Chinese and they're taking the one child policy a bit too seriously?
cardinal corner defend determination
It was a cardinal error. You've got to defend the corner with a lot more determination than we did.
blow energy gives lose steven
It was a blow to lose Steven so early. We need the energy that he gives us.
chances created few played punished
Coventry played well that day and created a few chances but we punished them,
clouds head
I think his head was still in the clouds from his goal.
points six three top work
We were made to work for the three points but that is the top six now.