Jerry Seinfeld
Jerry Seinfeld
Jerome Allen "Jerry" Seinfeld is an American comedian, actor, director, writer, and producer...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth29 April 1954
CityBrooklyn, NY
CountryUnited States of America
sex dinner hours
Sex, that’s meaningless, I can understand that, but dinner; that’s heavy. That’s like an hour.
sex people bumps
People don't just bump into each other and have sex. This isn't Cinemax.
sex sleep men
Well, sometimes we do actually have to get up early, but a man will always trade sleep for sex.
sex hell admire
I admire the hell out of her. You can't have sex with someone you admire.
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I know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked.
sex wells ifs
Sex to save the friendship? Well if we have to we have to.
sex lying people
Everybody lies about sex. People lie during sex. If it weren't for lies, there'd be no sex.
sex laughing existence
A really hard laugh is like sex-one of the ultimate diversions of existence.
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Seems to me the basic conflict between men and women, sexually, is that men are like firemen. To men, sex is an emergency, and no matter what we're doing we can be ready in two minutes. Women, on the other hand, are like fire. They're very exciting, but the conditions have to be exactly right for it to occur.
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stinking from smoked salmon and covered in grass stains from playing in the park, (they) are not going away.
enjoying weekly
I'm really enjoying this, ... Could this be a weekly series?
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The show had an intense comedic energy that you do not find on other shows. There's an intense comedic scene happening all the time, and that's the way we tried to make them, really packed, tight, strong ? and that just holds the audience.
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I became aware of autism through some friends who are dealing with it and it is heartbreaking. I wanted to do something to help address this problem and decided to do a show to raise funds for research. I was very impressed with the great work of Autism Speaks. I am happy to join forces with them and Bob and Suzanne Wright to help raise awareness of this prevalent issue.
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But after they settle in you've still got to be funny, because for an hour just the fact they get to see you live in a theater is going to wear off if you're not doing well.