Jenny Eclair
Jenny Eclair
Jenny Eclairis an English comedian, novelist and actress, best known for her roles in Grumpy Old Women between 2004 and 2007 and in Loose Women in 2011 and 2012...
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth16 March 1960
CityKuala Lumpur, Malaysia
knives breakfast down-and
There should be more booing in shops and restaurants and places like that when when the service is bad. If you've had a poor breakfast in a hotel, you should put your knife and fork down and boo.
height problem wells
Well, I really don't like heights. I don't get on the top deck of a double-decker because that's a bit high for me. I always feel that I'm going to hurl myself off, so heights are a problem.
distance
I am best viewed from a distance.
family disposable one-thing
Family is the one thing that is definitely not disposable.
hair curls want
Anyone who has dead straight hair wants curls.
jeans smoking looks
As a rule, wearing a bigger pair of jeans looks better than squishing yourself into a pair of jeans that used to fit before you gave up smoking.
brother perfect big-sister
My older sister is bossy, my brother is a stirrer and me - well, I am perfect!
lying naps three
I wouldn't say I was grumpy. It's more pathological - I have seismic tantrums. I get red in the face and cry at least three times a week, and I have to lie down and have a nap afterwards.
people world admire
I admire the Elsie Tanners and Barbara Windsors of the world: people who have crawled back from the abyss. I'm quite camp in that respect.
men fiber not-sure
I can eat a man, but I'm not sure of the fiber content.
might desperate needy
I might be needy, competitive and desperate but it's far better than being wet.
mother daughter teacher
I'm very jealous of my daughter's education. She's been inspired by her teachers, and nobody inspired me as a teenager.
dad drama school
After graduating from flares and platforms in the early 1970s, I started drama school wearing a pair of khaki dungarees with one of my Dad's Army shirts, accessorised by a cat's basket doubling as a handbag. Very Lady Gaga.
moderation keel lows
I prefer highs and lows to an even keel. Moderation is never something I've been good at.