Jenny Eclair
Jenny Eclair
Jenny Eclairis an English comedian, novelist and actress, best known for her roles in Grumpy Old Women between 2004 and 2007 and in Loose Women in 2011 and 2012...
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth16 March 1960
CityKuala Lumpur, Malaysia
death might showing
I think I might actually die of showing off. It'll be on my headstone - 'Cause of Death: Showing Off.'
best viewed
I am best viewed from a distance... and at night.
good
Moderation is never something I've been good at.
abide meant smelly
I'm the least spiritual person in the world. I can't even abide a smelly candle. I know it's meant to make me relax, and that immediately makes my hackles rise.
common people
I only socialise with people that I have a lot in common with.
hate home sight
Well, I'm not good with sliminess. I hate the thought of creatures that have slime on them or creatures that leave a slimy trail. At home, the sight of a slug can bring up my breakfast.
sibling thinking circles
I think my siblings sometimes have to defend me within their social circles - they are both barristers.
thinking female time-goes-by
I think as time goes by you'll get female comics who are weirder - you'll get a female Mighty Boosh.
ironing-board boards stills
I still can't set up the ironing-board. A complete Luddite.
people feelings horrible
I've got this horrible feeling that I'm one of those people who'll always have to flog their guts out to get anywhere.
skin-tone fake skins
Without fake tan I have the skin tones of a dead jellyfish.
mother faces hats
I've got a hat face. My mother always said I've got a hat face
agents want internet
What has happened to the good old-fashioned travel agent? I want to go to a really posh travel agent and have them organize everything for me. I don't want to do things on the Internet.
mother dad hair
I've just got crap hair. Although I inherited a lot of stuff from my dad, including giant knees, I didn't get his good, thick hair. I got my mother's thin, wispy, non-event hair instead.