Jeff Lindsay
Jeff Lindsay
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionPlaywright
Date of Birth14 July 1952
CountryUnited States of America
idiot like-me
She really did like me, the idiot.
jobs winning people
Have you noticed how difficult it is just to get along in the world? If you're no good at all in your job, people treat you badly and eventually you will be unemployed. And if you're a little better than competent, everyone expects miracles from you, every single time. Like most of life, it's a no-win situation. And if you dare to mention it, no matter how creatively you phrase your complaints, you are shunned as a whiner.
thinking waiting matter
We can't always do what we think we have to do. So when there's nothing else you can do, you wait... No matter what... pressure... you might feel.
philosophical men fire
A man who discovers his pants are on fire tends to have very little time to worry about somebody else's box of matches
people killing refrain
Really now: If you can't get me my newspaper on time, how can you expect me to refrain from killing people?
dark challenges black
…a cheerful black shadow reared up behind him as he spoke, thundering a happy challenge to my Dark Passenger, which slid forward and bellowed back.
people fake everyday
I'm quite sure more people fake an awful lot of everyday human contact. I just fake all of it." --Dexter
real lying believe
They like to tell us that it is important to speak the truth, but it has been my experience that real happiness lies in having people tell you what you want to believe, usually not the same thing at all, and if you have to stub your toe on the truth later, so be it.
idiot feels knows
Now I know what it is like to feel like a total idiot.
mean dislike-me kind
I mean, really: what kind of person could possibly dislike me?
men phony like-me
A man can take only so much. Even a phony man like me.
heart pushing-it tongue
I had killed our careful relationship by driving my tongue through its heart and pushing it off a cliff.
kissing way murder
In its own way the kiss had been an act of murder.
loyalty brain together
...being torn apart by far too many loyalties that could not possibly live together in the same brain.