Jeff Garlin
Jeff Garlin
Jeffrey Todd "Jeff" Garlinis an American comedian, actor, producer, voice artist, director, writer, podcast host and author. He has acted in many television shows and some movies, is an expert in magic, and is known for his role as Jeff Greene on the HBO show Curb Your Enthusiasm, for which he was nominated for seven Emmys in his role as Executive Producer, and two wins for Producing from the PGAs. He currently stars in the ABC sitcom, The Goldbergs...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Actor
Date of Birth5 June 1962
CityChicago, IL
CountryUnited States of America
For me, baseball is more comparable to chess than it is to hockey.
Forget 'full of myself,' I'm not remotely impressed with myself.
I have the bigger iPad, but the Mini is the best. It just seems perfect. The old one seems so big and heavy. I like simple and clean.
In my stand-up, I generally improvise from an outline.
I don't think I'm ever going to retire from stand-up, but what I have retired from is working the road every week.
Whenever I meet someone who's talented, I always want to write something for them!
Why do I want to be challenged or have challenges? That's why I don't go climb mountains.
Parents have got to chill out. Let your kid eat dirt - they're gonna be fine!
I was very specific as to what the special would be because I had just directed Jon and Dennis. The difference was that mine included a lot more stand-up and Larry's included more behind-the-scenes.
He was right. I could have brought the idea to a million other people, and we wouldn't be talking about a great show.
The only thing that I demand of the audience is that they listen to what I'm saying. Other than that, they owe me nothing. They don't owe me a thing.
By the way, to perform in front of Don Rickles, it 's not nerve-wrecking. It 's enjoyable, i am enjoying Jeff Garlin. I hope I perform in front of Don Rickles every night of my life !
If you're gonna be a maniac, pyro's not a good maniac.
There's only one true superpower amongst human beings, and that is being funny. People treat you differently if you can make them laugh.