Jay Leno
Jay Leno
James Douglas Muir "Jay" Leno is an American comedian, actor and television host. He was the host of NBC's The Tonight Show with Jay Leno from 1992 to 2009. Beginning in September 2009, Leno started a primetime talk show, titled The Jay Leno Show, which aired weeknights at 10:00 p.m. ET, also on NBC...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Show Host
Date of Birth28 April 1950
CityNew Rochelle, NY
CountryUnited States of America
basketball running player
Magic Johnson, former basketball player, may run for mayor of L.A. in the next election. Remember the good 'ol days when only qualified people ran for office like actors and professional wrestlers.
fun thinking white
According to a survey in this week's Time magazine, 85% of Americans think global warming is happening. The other 15% work for the White House.
funny-inspirational eating supermodel
You know what they say when a supermodel gets pregnant? Now she's eating for one.
kids earth aliens
How would it be if we discovered that aliens only stopped by earth to let their kids take a leak?
heart brain needs
Republicans are calling the Bush-Cheney ticket the 'Wizard of Oz' ticket. One needs a heart and the other needs a brain.
perfect tree guy
A Christmas tree--the perfect gift for a guy. The plant is already dead.
liberty libertarian irs
Form 1040 was chosen by the IRS because for every $50 you earn, you get 10 and they get 40.
people promise liberty
The Senate voted 97-0 for an anti-spam bill to stop those annoying things you get on your computer. The senators made it very clear that when you start misleading the American people and start taking their money over false promises, that's our turf, buddy!
smart thinking years
As you may have heard, the U.S. is putting together a constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? Think about it - it was written by very smart people, it's served us well for over two hundred years, and besides, we're not using it anymore.
flower valentine people
I feel bad for people who die on Valentine's Day. How much would flowers cost then, ten grand?
energy global-warming environment
According to a new UN report, the global warming outlook is much worse than originally predicted. Which is pretty bad, when they originally predicted it would destroy the planet.
fun war oil
As we head to war with Iraq, President Bush wants to make one thing clear: This war is not about oil. It's about gasoline.
country fun government
The Senate is now considering increasing government subsidies for corn growers to produce more ethanol. If we produce enough ethanol we can postpone our next invasion of a Middle Eastern country for two to three years.
fun oil president
When President Chirac gave [President] Bush a souvenir statue of the Eiffel Tower... Bush said 'This is great! A little oil rig!'