Jasper Carrott
Jasper Carrott
Jasper Carrott, OBEis an English comedian, actor, television presenter, and personality...
NationalityEnglish
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth14 March 1945
simple satisfaction-in-life feet
I have a very happy marriage and friends who keep my feet on the ground. But looking for satisfaction in life is difficult. Maybe being happy is as simple as not being unhappy.
eye class working-class
I have that working class fear of having nothing. I've always got one eye on what's in the bank.
unhappy being-unhappy
Happiness to me is simply not being unhappy.
useless cooks
I have to confess here that I am a useless cook.
running mind way
There is no way in my right mind I would contemplate running 26 miles-plus unless it involved a chase with Pamela Anderson.
people wonder signing-autographs
Having signed a few autographs in my time, I always wonder what the heck people do with them.
men numbers phones
They put up this bloke's picture on Crimewatch UK with a phone number and said 'Have you seen this man?' Well my auntie rang them up and said 'No'.
happiness laughter medicine
Laughter is the best medicine - unless you're diabetic, then insulin comes pretty high on the list.
lives
The impact of T.V. on our lives in general gets most things out of proportion.