Jack Dee
Jack Dee
James Andrew Innes "Jack" Deeis an English stand-up comedian, actor and writer known for his sarcasm and deadpan humour. He is well known in the United Kingdom for writing and starring in the sitcom Lead Balloon and hosting the panel show I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue. He has also been a team captain on Shooting Stars and hosted Jack Dee: Live at the Apollo, which was nominated for a BAFTA in 2006. He also presented The Jack Dee Show,...
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth24 September 1961
men blow hair
I don't like men who blow-dry their hair. If you are a man and you blow-dry your hair, then I don't like you and that's all there is to it.
long people house
I tend not to trust people who live in very tidy houses. I know that on the surface there is nothing wrong with a person being well-ordered and disciplined. Nothing, except that it leaves the impression of that person having lived in the confines of a stark institution which, although he or she has long since left, remains within.
hurt fighting people
I really hated fighting people and hurting them, but felt unable to stop.
taken doors years
In my local newspaper, they had this advert: 'please look after your neighbours in the cold weather'. I live next door to this 84-year-old woman, and do you know, not once has she come round to see if I'm all right. The lazy cow hasn't even taken her milk in for a fortnight.
children people tourists
People who are pro smacking children say, 'It's the only language they understand.' You could apply that to tourists.
weekend murder my-friends
One of my friends went on a murder weekend, now he is doing life for it.
anne industry robinson
The film industry is like Anne Robinson - always on the look-out for a new face.
depression issues feelings
I have had issues with depression all my life, and it's probably true to say there was a tendency towards it even when I was very young, during my schooldays. There was often - and this is quite common with comics - a sense of not feeling as if I belonged anywhere.