Ian Holloway
Ian Holloway
Ian Scott Hollowayis an English football manager and former player. He currently works as a pundit on Sky Sports...
ProfessionCoach
Date of Birth12 March 1963
CityGloucestershire, England
football tired league
This club needs an impetus of energy - but I just feel tired to be honest. I'm worn out.
football heart league
There was a spell in the second half when I took my heart off my sleeve and put it in my mouth.
football dog league
You can say that strikers are very much like postmen: they have to get in and out as quick as they can before the dog starts to have a go.
football league half
I might be in a bit of a Skoda garage rather than a Mercedes garage, but I am telling you some old bangers don't half polish up great.
night would-be balls
My old trainer used to tell us not to blast, but to caress the ball whenever we took possession. If the ball were a woman... she would be spending all night with Berbatov.
football running thinking
My wife runs the house much better than I could so I think she could be a linesman or a referee or even a football manager and that's the truth.
dog want today
Every dog has its day - and today is woof day! Today I just want to bark.
football champions-league two
I watched Arsenal in the Champions League the other week playing some of the best football I've ever seen and yet they couldn't have scored in a brothel with two grand in their pockets!
football men games
I don’t see the problem with footballers taking their shirts off after scoring a goal? They enjoy it and the young ladies enjoy it too. I suppose that's one of the main reasons women come to football games, to see the young men take their shirts off. Of course they’d have to go and watch another game because my lads are as ugly as sin.
league mermaid making-love
Managing a league club is like making love to a mermaid... you should always be aiming for a top half finish
football nice coffee
To put it in gentleman's terms, if you've been out for a night and you're looking for a young lady and you pull one, you've done what you set out to do. We didn't look our best today but we pulled. Some weeks the lady is good looking and some weeks she's not. Our performance today would have been not the best looking bird but at least we got her in the taxi. She may not have been the best looking lady we ended up taking home but it was still very pleasant and very nice, so thanks very much and let's have coffee.
bit calm nanny trying
I feel a bit like the nanny who is trying to calm down the kids,
behind half looked second
In the second half we got behind them and looked much better,
absolute bloody few last weeks
The last few weeks have been an absolute bloody nightmare,