Homer
Homer
Homeris best known as the author of the Iliad and the Odyssey. He was believed by the ancient Greeks to have been the first and greatest of the epic poets. Author of the first known literature of Europe, he is central to the Western canon...
NationalityGreek
ProfessionPoet
zoos dinosaurs gone
I've gone back in time to when dinosaurs weren't just confined to zoos.
wake-up tomorrow funny-simpsons
Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow
drink funny-simpsons funniest-simpsons
But you can't stop at one, you wanna drink another woman!
i-can
I can't even say the word 'titmouse' without giggling like a schoolgirl.
stars thinking average
The information superhighway showed the average person what some nerd thinks about Star Trek.
beer tvs
No TV and no beer makes Homer something something.
family money world-and-love
Being popular is the most important thing in the world!
military fighting battle
The proof of battle is action, proof of words, debate. No time for speeches now, it's time to fight.
giving stranger zeus
All strangers and beggars are from Zeus, and a gift, though small, is precious.
men greed world
Nothing in the world is so incontinent as a man's accursed appetite.
spring fall men
Like leaves on trees the race of man is found,- Now green in youth, now withering on the ground; Another race the following spring supplies: They fall successive, and successive rise.
god men ifs
If any man obeys the gods, they listen to him also.
heart changed flexibility
The hearts of the great can be changed.
running men doe
The man does better who runs from disaster than he who is caught by it.