Homer
Homer
Homeris best known as the author of the Iliad and the Odyssey. He was believed by the ancient Greeks to have been the first and greatest of the epic poets. Author of the first known literature of Europe, he is central to the Western canon...
NationalityGreek
ProfessionPoet
football beer dirt
The other day, I was so desperate for a beer, I snuck into the football stadium and ate the dirt under the bleachers.
kings rocks self
I've finally tapped into that spirit of self-destruction that makes rock-n-roll the king of music!
brunch meals breakfast
I discovered a meal between breakfast and brunch.
scene call-me
Just once I'd like someone to call me 'Sir' without adding 'You're making a scene.'
easy states hard
Women are easy, state capitals are hard.
kings animal gun
Guns aren't toys! They're for family protection, hunting dangerous or delicious animals, and keeping the King of England out of your face!
book men color
Books are useless! I only ever read one book, To Kill a Mockingbird, and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! Sure it taught me not to judge a man by the color of his skin but what good does that do me?
years feelings cash
This year I invested in pumpkins. They've been going up the whole month of October and I got a feeling they're going to peak right around January. Then bang! That's when I'll cash in.
guy blame speak
Blame the guy who doesn't speak Engish.
life eulogy razors
Life and death are balanced on the edge of a razor.
heart funeral bears
Bear patiently, my heart, for you have suffered heavier things.
frustration hot satisfied
I'm satisfied. It's straight,...but it's just so hot, and I'm just so fraustrated.
life men tree
As leaves on the trees, such is the life of man.
life men woe
To labour is the lot of man below; And when Jove gave us life, he gave us woe.