Gracie Allen

Gracie Allen
Grace Ethel Cecile Rosalie "Gracie" Allenwas an American comedian who became internationally famous as the zany partner and comic foil of husband and "straight man" George Burns. For contributions to the television industry, Gracie Allen was honored with a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame at 6672 Hollywood Boulevard. The team of Burns and Allen was inducted into the Television Hall of Fame in 1988...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actress
Date of Birth26 July 1902
CitySan Francisco, CA
CountryUnited States of America
My mind works so fast. When I think of something I say it. Lots of times I say it even before I think of it.
I'm having my platform run up by a movie set designer, so it will be very impressive from the front, but not too premanent. After all, there's no sense putting a lot of time and thought into something you'll have no use for after you're elected.
Every man is born with the ability to do something well. This is what the Lord intended him to do. Using that ability - what life is all about.
Let's all pull together and make these United States the grandest place in this whole country. I see a vision. A glorious vision. A united people, marching forward shoulder to shoulder, giving their all for the common good, working while I whistle.
All the other candidates are making speeches about how much they have done for their country, which is ridiculous. I haven't done anything yet, and I think it's just common sense to send me to Washington and make me do my share.
I don't see what difference it makes what side it's [your bread] buttered on. I always eat both sides.
It's a game everybody plays. If you see a man with a beard and holler "Beaver!" it's five points. And if you see a man with a moustache, it's onlI three points.
We favor putting Congress on a commission basis. Pay them for results. If they do a good job and the country prospers, they get 10% of the extra take.
This recipe is certainly silly. It says to separate two eggs, but it doesn't say how far to separate them.
A friend asked her doctor if a woman should have children after thirty-five. I said, "Thirty-five children is enough for any woman.
I left my car parked at the top of Lombard Street Hill, and I forgot to put the breaks on. It's the funniest thing. The car is running down the hill.
A platform is something a candidate stands for and the voters fall for.
Never place a period where God has placed a comma.
This used to be a government of checks and balances. Now it's all checks and no balances.