Gordon Liddy
Gordon Liddy
George Gordon Battle Liddy, better known as G. Gordon Liddy, is a retired American lawyer who is best known as the chief operative in the White House Plumbers unit that existed from July–September 1971, during Richard Nixon's presidency. He was convicted of conspiracy, burglary, and illegal wiretapping for his role in the Watergate scandal...
earth flats versions
The official version of Watergate is as wrong as a Flat Earth Society pamphlet.
two long people
Three people can keep a secret as long as two of them are dead.
lying pay world
One of the biggest lies in the world is that crime doesn't pay. Of course, crime pays.
war winning
Once you start a war, you have to win,
horse animal ass
Why is it there are so many more horses' asses than there are horses?
giving alcohol shooting
If the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms insists upon a firefight, give them a firefight. Just remember, they're wearing flak jackets and you're better off shooting for the head.
strong home sick
Take, for example, the African jungle, the home of the cheetah. On whom does the cheetah prey? The old, the sick, the wounded, the weak, the very young, but never the strong. Lesson: If you would not be prey, you had better be strong.
uncles unfortunate-things peculiar
The press is like the peculiar uncle you keep in the attic - just one of those unfortunate things.
funny money humor
A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money.