George Carlin
George Carlin
George Denis Patrick Carlinwas an American stand-up comedian, actor, social critic and author. Carlin was noted for his black comedy and his thoughts on politics, the English language, psychology, religion, and various taboo subjects. Carlin and his "Seven dirty words" comedy routine were central to the 1978 U.S. Supreme Court case F.C.C. v. Pacifica Foundation, in which a 5–4 decision affirmed the government's power to regulate indecent material on the public airwaves...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth12 May 1937
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
If God had intended us not to masturbate, He would have made our arms shorter.
I do this real moron thing, and it's called thinking. And apparently I'm not a very good American because I like to form my own opinions.
People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.
Life is a series of dogs.
If you love someone set them free. If they come back, set them on fire.
There may or may not be atheists in foxholes, but I'm certain there are none in the Ku Klux Klan.
It's not in the mainstream media yet, but the biggest jump in skin cancer has occurred since the advent of sunscreens. That kind of thing makes me happy. The fact that people, in pursuit of a superficial look of health, give themselves a fatal disease. I love it when 'reasoning' human beings think they have figured out how to beat something and it comes right back and kicks them in the nuts. God bless the law of unintended consequences. And the irony is impressive: Healthy people, trying to look healthier, make themselves sick. Good!
Is there another word for synonym?
I don't like to think of laws as rules you have to follow, but more as suggestions.
Things I wonder about the FBI's list of the "Ten Most Wanted" criminals: When they catch a guy and he comes off the list, does number eleven automatically move up? And does he see it as a promotion? Does he call his criminal friends and say, "I made it, Bruno. I'm finally on the list"?
One thing leads to another? Not always. Sometimes one thing leads to the same thing. Ask an addict.
There are two types of people: One strives to control his environment, the other strives not to let his environment control him. I like to control my environment.
Why should it be illegal to sell something that's perfectly legal to give away?
In restaurants where they serve frog's legs, what do they do with the rest of the frog? Do they just throw it away? You never see "frog torsos" on the menu. Is there actually a garbage can full of frog bodies in the alley? I wouldn't want to be a homeless guy looking for an unfinished cheeseburger and open the lid on that