George Carlin
George Carlin
George Denis Patrick Carlinwas an American stand-up comedian, actor, social critic and author. Carlin was noted for his black comedy and his thoughts on politics, the English language, psychology, religion, and various taboo subjects. Carlin and his "Seven dirty words" comedy routine were central to the 1978 U.S. Supreme Court case F.C.C. v. Pacifica Foundation, in which a 5–4 decision affirmed the government's power to regulate indecent material on the public airwaves...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth12 May 1937
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
All messages from Satan are played forward and are in standard American English.
Religion cruelly exploits our need to feel connected.
Every day I break my own personal record for number of days I have been alive.
There are actually people who go out and re-fight these battles. You know what I say? Use real ammunition! You just might raise the intelligence level of the American gene pool!
Traditional American values: Genocide, aggression, conformity, emotional repression, hypocrisy, and the worship of comfort and consumer goods.
I was surprised when I started getting old. I always thought it was one of those things that would happen to someone else.
Where ideas are concerned, America can be counted on to do one of two things: Take a good idea and run it completely into the ground, or take a bad idea and run it completely into the ground.
Nothing rectifies out-of-control market failures like a healthy dose of government intervention and mountains of bureaucracy.
Hitler never bothered with restaurant reservations; he just dropped by. And somehow they always found him a table.
I make fun of people who are religious, because they're fundamentally weak.
We get what we deserve. They are our elected officials.
Spirituality: the last refuge of a failed human. Just another way of distracting yourself from who you really are.
Engineers at General Motors have developed a revolutionary new engine whose only function is to lubricate itself.
Never underestimate the role pretension plays when it comes to creating euphemistic language.