Gallagher
Gallagher
American comedian who became famous in the 80's for his unique brand of prop comedy. He is best know for smashing watermelons as part of his act.
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth24 July 1946
CityFort Bragg, NC
CountryUnited States of America
book writing judging
She can't even chew gum and walk in a straight line, let alone write a book.
guidance
I'm not looking for guidance.
writing heart band
I find it hard to express myself when writing from the f - - - heart or the a - , or wherever. It's just like anything, it's (easier) when you get used to it, but I've not done it. I was just a singer in a band.
jesus lennon bigger
Lennon was right. And we are bigger than Jesus. We will be as big as the Beatles, if not bigger.
sometimes behave bothered
I know how to behave but sometimes I can't be bothered.
years band five-years
That's what you join a band for, is to make music. Not to sit around and have five years off. We're not getting any younger.
good-night goodnight past
I was walking along and this chair came flying past me, and another, and another, and I thought, man, is this gonna be a good night.
home ideas want
The idea of sitting at home, not making music, just makes me want to throw up.
giving people needs
I need them, need them to give me a kick up the arse. Otherwise I'd just be sat-in getting fat, counting me money. It's good people living on your doorstep and looking through your bins. Gives you energy.
happens dies
I live for now, not for what happens after I die.
song stones normal
I respect the Stones but their songs are a pile of crap. As for U2, they don’t say a lot or seem like normal persons.
song writing want
I don't know what any of my songs are about. I don't sit down to write about anything. They're about whatever you want. I don't pick subjects. I just start.
mirrors long looks
I suppose I do get sad, but not for too long. I just look in the mirror and go, 'What a f***ing good-looking f*** you are.' And then I brighten up.
heaven devil gears
I live for now, not for what happens after I die. I'm going to hell, not heaven. The devil has all the good gear. What's God got? The Inspiral Carpets and nuns.