Gallagher
Gallagher
American comedian who became famous in the 80's for his unique brand of prop comedy. He is best know for smashing watermelons as part of his act.
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth24 July 1946
CityFort Bragg, NC
CountryUnited States of America
people realizing instinct
You've just got to trust your instincts and realize that you can't please all the people all the time. You've got to please yourself ultimately in the end.
successful stories ends
In business, you can have one massive success that earns $50 million overnight, and that's it. You're successful. End of story. But in the music business, you have to keep on doing it.
voice flip embarrassed
I'm embarrassed when I see Brits abroad; they have their tops off, wear flip flops, and shout at the top of their voices.
looks too-short stills
I'll do one eventually as life's too short and none of us is getting any younger. I'd like to make one while I still look good and before I look like Phil Collins, which, eventually, I will.
believe oasis band
We're not arrogant, we just believe we're the best band in the world.
names lines scrutinize
There should be a separate line to scrutinize anybody with the name Abdul or Ahmed or Mohammed.
real makeup artist
There have been makeup artists who've asked if my eyebrows are real.
graduation regret giving
I was about to get a degree in economics when I accepted that I'd be a lousy businessman, and if I didn't give acting a try I'd regret it for the rest of my life.
song singing family-and-friends
In an attempt to amuse my friends and family, I would do impressions of Dean Martin, singing Everybody Loves Somebody. I secretly really enjoyed singing the song.
dad drama family-love
I love playing a dad. It's hard to find family dramas that are genuinely funny.
children parenting underestimate
Never underestimate a parent's ability to mortify his child.
maps showing-up
To stay on the map, you've got to keep showing up.
eyebrows impact profound
My eyebrows make a more profound impact on other people than they do on me. I just let 'em grow.
hair grease broadway
I made my Broadway debut in the revival of Hair and followed it up with the bus and truck tour of Grease.