Gallagher
Gallagher
American comedian who became famous in the 80's for his unique brand of prop comedy. He is best know for smashing watermelons as part of his act.
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth24 July 1946
CityFort Bragg, NC
CountryUnited States of America
london firsts news
I first came to London when I was 22 and working as a roadie. Having watched the 'News At Ten' all my life, I thought Big Ben was going to be massive, but I was underwhelmed.
hate alex damon
I hate that Alex [James] and Damon [Albarn]. I hope they catch AIDS and die.
men rocks oasis
Oasis were the last great, traditional rock 'n' roll band. We came along before the Internet so, if you wanted to see us, you had to be there. It makes me feel like a righteous old man.
play bored people
The Who always play 'I Can't Explain'; and we'll always play 'Wonderwall'. People ask us if we get bored of it. You can't get bored of 15,000 people shouting for 'Wonderwall'. That's better than drugs. You get a hard-on when you hear that.
successful looks being-successful
You don't have to be great to be successful. Look at Phil Collins.
song people deny
I don't much like 'Wonderwall,' but the effect that song has on people, I can't deny it.
cat kids house
I have 3 kids and a cat and a busy, noisy house. I get more time to relax when I'm working.
thinking watches protection
When I was 16 I'd watch 'The Godfather,' but I didn't think, 'Right, I'm going to go down the barber's and get some protection money off him.'
crazy oasis shoes
Americans are crazy. They have this fascination with throwing their shoes on stage. I've been to a lot of shows in me life, some good and some bad. But I was never moved to take off me shoes and throw it at the lead singer.
dream mirrors razors
All your dreams are made / When you're chained to the mirror and the razor blade
thinking goes-on window
My favorite pastime is staring out the window. When I go on tour, I can spend hours and hours just staring out the window, thinking about nothing. I love all that.
people records retweet
It's a sad state when more people retweet than buy records.
player guitar want
I've always been into guitars... we want to put keyboards on, but keyboard players don't look cool onstage, they just keep their heads down. There has never been a cool keyboard player, apart from Elton John.
oasis world may
If you don't want to be the biggest band in the world, you may as well pack it in.