Gabriel Iglesias

Gabriel Iglesias
Gabriel J. Iglecias, known professionally as Gabriel Iglesias and comically as Fluffy, is an American comedian, actor, writer, producer and voice actor. He is known for his shows I'm Not Fat… I'm Fluffy and Hot & Fluffy. He employs storytelling, affected voices and sound effects in his act, whose other trademarks include references to his weight and his use of Hawaiian shirts. He has been called a "comedy genius" by Hector Saldaña of the San Antonio Express-News...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth15 July 1976
CitySan Diego, CA
CountryUnited States of America
Some people can handle alcohol. You know who you are. Some people can't handle alcohol. The police know who you are.
If I'm drinking I can either be the nicest guy ever or I'm the guy you should leave alone.
Life is measured by how you lived it, not by the years.
Me racist? The only race I hate is the one you have to run.
Why do people measure life by the years instead of how good the years were?
When you have nothing but big friends, you never get into arguments - except one. And that is, who is the biggest? I'll let you know right now, there's only one way to settle this. We all get in a bus and we go to Disney and we get on a roller coaster - whoever gets the least amount of clicks on the safety bar is the big one.
I had to travel half way across the world to be called an American.
There's 5 levels of fatness! Fluffy is one of the levels. There's big, healthy, husky, fluffy and damn.
I'm a big boy, but I can get jiggy with it. Ladies, I will go to dance clubs, and I will tear it up hardcore for a good 30 seconds.
You know, a lot of people think that just 'cause you work out, lift weights, eat right, and do what people tell you to do that you'll live a long live, maybe you will. But, why do people measure life by the years instead about how good the years were.
I don't want to die tomorrow knowing I could've had a piece of cake tonight.
I keep it very family-friendly, ... Every now and then Ill slip a little bit, but thats just the way I perform.
I have always been told that I was a funny, entertaining person and have always been told to give comedy a try.
I was not the popular kid in school.