G. Wodehouse
G. Wodehouse
jeeves disgruntled ifs
I could see that, if not actually disgruntled, he was far from being gruntled.
world looks providence
Providence looks after all the chumps of this world, and personally, I'm all for it.
affair crisis situation
You agreee with me that the situation is a lulu? Certainly, a somewhat sharp crisis in your affairs would appear to have been precipitated, Sir.
crazy ifs
There's a sort of wooly headed duckiness about you. If I wasn't so crazy about Marmaduke, I could really marry you Bertie.
lambs wells
Well, you certainly are the most wonderfully woolly baa-lamb that ever stepped.
dream missing satisfaction
Jeeves, you really are a specific dream-rabbit." "Thank you, miss. I am glad to have given satisfaction.
stars queens perfect
I remember her telling me once that rabbits were the gnomes in attendance to the Fairy Queen and that the stars were God's daisy chain. Perfect rot, of course.
character men order
Oh, Jeeves,' I said; 'about that check suit.' Yes, sir?' Is it really a frost?' A trifle too bizarre, sir, in my opinion.' But lots of fellows have asked me who my tailor is.' Doubtless in order to avoid him, sir.' He's supposed to be one of the best men in London.' I am saying nothing against his moral character, sir.
fate rocks feelings
...it has been well said that it is precisely these moments when we are feeling that ours is the world and everything that's in it that Fate selects for sneaking up on us with the rock in the stocking.
young-friends names long
Some time ago," he said, "--how long it seems! -- I remember saying to a young friend of mine of the name of Spiller, 'Comrade Spiller, never confuse the unusual with the impossible.' It is my guiding rule in life.
names psalms silent
I am Psmith," said the old Etonian reverently. "There is a preliminary P before the name. This, however, is silent. Like the tomb. Compare such words as ptarmigan, psalm, and phthisis.
strong men world
Another of these strong silent men. The world is full of us.
mind ifs
If he had a mind, there was something on it.
dog ears dachshunds
Why do dachshunds wear their ears inside out?