Fred Allen
Fred Allen
John Florence Sullivan, known professionally as Fred Allen, was an American comedian whose absurdist, topically-pointed radio program The Fred Allen Showmade him one of the most popular and forward-looking humorists in the Golden Age of American radio...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionRadio Host
Date of Birth31 May 1894
CityCambridge, MA
CountryUnited States of America
easter home kids
I'm a little hoarse tonight. I've been living in Chicago for the past two months, and you know how it is, yelling for help on the way home every night. Things are so tough in Chicago that at Easter time, for bunnies the little kids use porcupines.
funny stars mistake
Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars.
uplifting cutting worry
If the grass is greener in the other fellow's yard- let him worry about cutting it.
cows milk littles
Condensed milk is wonderful. I don't see how they can get a cow to sit down on those little cans.
family tree looks
I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap.
love stay-strong goal
It is probably not love that makes the world go around, but rather those mutually supportive alliances through which partners recognize their dependence on each other for the achievement of shared and private goals.
funny stars humor
Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs.
funny failure humor
Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats; then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure.
funny humor way
An income tax form is like a laundry list - either way you lose your shirt.
radio done wells
Radio is called a medium because it is rare that anything is well done.
funny laughter california
California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange.
funny humor hard-work
A celebrity is a person who works hard all of their life to become well known, and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
funny humor technology
Television is a medium because anything well done is rare.
funny work humor
A committee is a group of the unprepared, appointed by the unwilling to do the unnecessary.