Frank Zappa
Frank Zappa
Frank Vincent Zappawas an American musician, songwriter, composer, record producer, actor and filmmaker. In a career spanning more than 30 years, Zappa composed rock, jazz, jazz fusion, orchestral and musique concrète works, and produced almost all of the 60-plus albums that he released with his band the Mothers of Invention and as a solo artist. He also directed feature-length films and music videos, and designed album covers...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionGuitarist
Date of Birth21 December 1940
CityBaltimore, MD
CountryUnited States of America
Mr. Gorbachev has apparently stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn't work.
Maybe you should stay with your mama, you're kind of stupid and ugly, too.
She lives in Mojave in a Winnebago. His name is Bobby, he looks like a potato.
He took a dog-doo snow cone and stuffed it in my right eye. He took a dog-doo snow cone and stuffed it in my other eye.
While your children are sleeping, your puppy is crappin'.
Broken hearts are for assholes, are you an asshole?
I am the slime oozing out from your TV set. You will obey me while I lead you, and eat the garbage while I feed you.
Only thirteen, and she knows how to nasty.
Studied law, but not qualified to practice it.
I think the anti-smoking business is a yuppie invention-an extension of the concept that "we'll always be young, rich, and healthy.
The most abundant element in the Universe is stupidity
Guitar playing, as currently understood, has more to do with sports than it does to do with music. It's an Olympic challenge type of situation. The challenges are in the realm of speed, redundancy, choreography, and grooming... ...clouds of educated gnat-notes.
I'm the best you can get. Have you guessed me yet? I'm the slime oozin' out from your TV set!
If you pick up a guitar and it says, 'take me, I'm yours,' then that's the one for you