Forget Paris

Forget Paris
Forget Paris is a 1995 romantic comedy film produced, directed, co-written by and starring Billy Crystal as an NBA referee and Debra Winger as an independent working woman whose lives are interrupted by love and marriage...
both happy marriages miserable partner work
Andy: Marriages don't work when one partner is happy and the other is miserable. They only work when both are miserable
bird glued
Mickey: You just had one of those 'I glued a bird to my head' days.
kids speaking
Mickey: I am very impressed, you've got little kids over here, 2-3 years old, and they're already speaking French.
famous last
Mickey: Never say famous last words, because they could be.
Mickey: If I were Hitler you'd give me my father. If I were Hitler, you'd give me your country!