Evan Sayet

Evan Sayet
Evan Douglas Sayet is a comedian and conservative speaker...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
CountryUnited States of America
trying might canada
We are not imperialists. We don't even try to take over Canada. It would be easy, although it might take a rear guard action to guard Anne Murray.
olympics
At the Olympics in China, every color was represented... and that was just the drinking water.
school medical graduates
Jews were asked when life begins. For them it's when they finally graduate medical school.
people stupidity democrat
What Democrats call 'nuanced,' most people refer to as 'stupidity.'
party bills pumpkin
Tony Rezko and Bill Ayers should lead the Democratic Party. They are the only Democrats with any convictions.
mean usa green
Barack Obama has raised tons of money. That is what he means by being green.
real ems bills
Mitt Romney is a true Mormon. John Edwards and Bill Clinton are not real Mormons. It was not 'Brigham Young' they were chanting. It was 'Bring 'em young.
people important done
Academics act like they are important, but when something is academic it is meaningless. People say, 'It's academic, now let's get work done.
tired feminist gregarious
I am tired of angry feminists. I like my women happy, gregarious... and bathed.
worry care miami
Jews don't care about ancient rivalries. We worry about humidity in Miami.
order discrimination modern
In order to eliminate discrimination, the Modern Liberal has opted to become utterly indiscriminate.
religious israel two
Further, it would take one of those impossible coincidences that the Modern Liberal relies on so heavily to explain how it is that the two most religious nations in the Western World - the United States and Israel - are also arguably the world's two most scientifically and technologically advanced.
humble usa waiting
Barack Obama says that we need to be humble toward terrorism. Yet he is the one we have been waiting for. That is humble?
white house euthanasia
Michelle Obama was asked when life begins. According to her it's when she and Barack take over the White House.