Evan Esar
Evan Esar
Evan Esarwas an American humorist who wrote "Esar's Comic Dictionary" in 1943, "Humorous English" in 1961, and "20,000 Quips and Quotes" in 1968. He is known for quotes like "Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions." He also wrote The Legend of Joe Miller, which was privately printed for members of the Roxburghe Club of San Francisco by the Grabhorn Press in 1957...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionWriter
CountryUnited States of America
men boss going-to-work
A wedding is the formality a man has to go through before going to work for a new boss.
hurt work hard-work
Hard work never hurt anyone who hired someone else to do it.
work one-thing
There's only one thing worse than to live without working, and that is to work without living.
work men slavery
Formerly when a man worked ten hours a day, it was called economic slavery; nowadays it is called moonlighting.
work men burying
Many a man works himself to death by burying himself in his work.
work men willing
Some men are so eager for success that they are even willing to work for it.
work boys play
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy - and Jill a wealthy widow.
boy dull jack rich widow work
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy - and Jill a rich widow
inspirational home doe
Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it.
character personality lost-everything
Character is what you have left when you've lost everything you can lose.
vacation like-love nostalgia
A vacation is like love - anticipated with pleasure, experienced with discomfort, and remembered with nostalgia.
disappointment today tomorrow
Hope is tomorrow's veneer over today's disappointment.
ego growing egotism
Ego: The only thing that can keep growing without nourishment.
laziness tongue
When laziness attacks a woman, it always avoids her tongue.