Evan Esar
Evan Esar
Evan Esarwas an American humorist who wrote "Esar's Comic Dictionary" in 1943, "Humorous English" in 1961, and "20,000 Quips and Quotes" in 1968. He is known for quotes like "Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions." He also wrote The Legend of Joe Miller, which was privately printed for members of the Roxburghe Club of San Francisco by the Grabhorn Press in 1957...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionWriter
CountryUnited States of America
two vegas income
Las Vegas is a resort whose two chief sources of income are seven and eleven.
men vegas las-vegas
Many a man who goes to Las Vegas to get away from it all soon finds that Las Vegas gets it all away from him.
laughter medicine needs
The only medicine that needs no prescription, has no unpleasant taste, and costs no money is laughter.
laughter laughing world
Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry -- and the world laughs harder.
girl dance wells
Many a girl who can't dance well makes up for it during intermission.
worry people debt
Some people worry because they are in debt; others, because they can't even get in.
expectations littles expected
Do a little more every day than you are expected to do, and soon you will be expected to do more.
littles world cynicism
A cynic sees little to admire in the world, while the world sees even less to admire in him.
dance firsts modern
The modern dance is no dance in the first place, and when you've finally learned it, it's not modern any more.
running book men
The man who doctors himself with the aid of medical books, runs the risk of dying of a typographical error.
length shows diets
Diets show to what great lengths women will go so as not to go to great widths.
dictator problem empty
A dictator's chief problem is keeping the stomachs of his subjects full while keeping their heads empty.
believe democracy dictatorship
In a democracy, you believe it or not; in a dictatorship, you believe it or else.
laughter men laughing
Many people will laugh at the drop of a hat, especially if the man is still in it.