Evan Esar
Evan Esar
Evan Esarwas an American humorist who wrote "Esar's Comic Dictionary" in 1943, "Humorous English" in 1961, and "20,000 Quips and Quotes" in 1968. He is known for quotes like "Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions." He also wrote The Legend of Joe Miller, which was privately printed for members of the Roxburghe Club of San Francisco by the Grabhorn Press in 1957...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionWriter
CountryUnited States of America
men vegas las-vegas
Many a man who goes to Las Vegas to get away from it all soon finds that Las Vegas gets it all away from him.
running book men
The man who doctors himself with the aid of medical books, runs the risk of dying of a typographical error.
laughter men laughing
Many people will laugh at the drop of a hat, especially if the man is still in it.
men trying heredity
Man is the control experiment of heredity and environment; and since his heredity controls him, he tries to control his environment.
equality men born
All men are born equal, but some of them outgrow it.
men differences two
The difference between two men is usually a woman.
men equality creator
All men are created equal and endowed by their Creator with a mighty urge to become otherwise.
divorce men causes
The three chief causes of divorce are men, women, and marriage.
men opinion egotism
Egotist: 1. A person who is his own best friend. 2. An I specialist. 3. A man whose opinions all change, except the one he has of himself.
country home men
A home in the country is what a city man hopes to buy and a farmer hopes to sell.
men age chess
Age brings wisdom to some men, and to others chess.
men car care
Some men take good care of a car; others treat it like one of the family.
men doe bragging
Only one man has the right to boast, and that's the man who never does.
men competition mind
The reason why men who mind their own business succeed is that they have so little competition.