Erma Bombeck
Erma Bombeck
Erma Louise Bombeckwas an American humorist who achieved great popularity for her newspaper column that described suburban home life from the mid-1960s until the late 1990s. Bombeck also published 15 books, most of which became bestsellers. From 1965 to 1996, Erma Bombeck wrote over 4,000 newspaper columns, using broad and sometimes eloquent humor, chronicling the ordinary life of a midwestern suburban housewife. By the 1970s, her columns were read twice-weekly by 30 million readers of the 900 newspapers in the U.S...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionJournalist
Date of Birth21 February 1927
CityBellbrook, OH
CountryUnited States of America
What does it profit a 78-year-old woman to sit around the pool in a bikini if she cannot feed herself?
I would have invited friends over to dinner even if the carpet was stained, or the sofa faded.
Success is outliving your failures
With boys, you always know where you stand. Right in the path of a hurricane.
Motherhood isn't just a series of contractions; it's a state of mind. From the moment we know life is inside us, we feel a responsibility to protect and defend that human being.
I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
Women are never what they seem to be. There is the woman you see and there is the woman who is hidden. Buy the gift for the woman who is hidden.
It is fast approaching the point where I don't want tAdenauer to want the job.
I originate from a family where sauce is viewed as a refreshment.
Written on her tombstone: "I told you I was sick.
She's as funny as a toothache
Enter my first neighbor - a woman who spoke in complete, coherent sentences, who ate with a knife and fork and who only cried at weddings. I couldn't help myself. In a dramatic gesture, I bolted the door and threw my body across it to prevent her exit. She understood.
He who laughs.....lasts.
One never realizes how different a husband and wife can be until they begin to pack for a trip.