Douglas Adams
Douglas Adams
Douglas Noel Adamswas an English author, scriptwriter, essayist, humorist, satirist and dramatist...
NationalityEnglish
ProfessionNovelist
Date of Birth11 March 1952
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It is known that there are an infinte number of worlds, simply because there is an infinite amount of space for them to be in. However, not every one of them is inhabited. Any finite number divided by infinity is as near nothing as makes no odds, so the average population of all the planets in the Universe can be said to be zero. From this it follows that the population of the whole Universe is also zero, and that any people you may meet from time to time are merely products of a deranged imagination.
normal perfectly universe
No, that's just perfectly normal paranoia. Everyone in the Universe has that.
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And so the Universe ended.
pleasure universe
...and the Universe, ... will explode later for your pleasure.
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I always thought something was fundamentally wrong with the universe
said obligation universe
Sir,' I said to the universe, 'I exist.' 'That,' said the universe, 'creates no sense of obligation in me whatsoever.
made happened universe
Some say that the universe is made so that when we are about to understand it it changes into something even more incomprehensible. And then there are those who say that this has already happened.
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Beethoven tells you what it's like to be Beethoven and Mozart tells you what it's like to be human. Bach tells you what it's like to be the universe.
way perceive universe
Everything you see or hear or experience in any way at all is specific to you. You create a universe by perceiving it, so everything in the universe you perceive is specific to you.
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There is a theory which states that if ever for any reason anyone discovers what exactly the Universe is for and why it is here it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another that states that this has already happened.
ask glass unpleasant water
What's so unpleasant about being drunk? You ask a glass of water
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Writing is easy. You only need to stare at a piece of blank paper until your forehead bleeds
life matter
Without a god, life is only a matter of opinion.
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A life that is burdened with expectations is a heavy life. Its fruit is sorrow and disappointment.