Douglas Adams
Douglas Adams
Douglas Noel Adamswas an English author, scriptwriter, essayist, humorist, satirist and dramatist...
NationalityEnglish
ProfessionNovelist
Date of Birth11 March 1952
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Writing is easy. You only need to stare at a piece of blank paper until your forehead bleeds
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What's so unpleasant about being drunk? You ask a glass of water
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It is known that there are an infinte number of worlds, simply because there is an infinite amount of space for them to be in. However, not every one of them is inhabited. Any finite number divided by infinity is as near nothing as makes no odds, so the average population of all the planets in the Universe can be said to be zero. From this it follows that the population of the whole Universe is also zero, and that any people you may meet from time to time are merely products of a deranged imagination.
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Without a god, life is only a matter of opinion.
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A life that is burdened with expectations is a heavy life. Its fruit is sorrow and disappointment.
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The quality of any advice anybody has to offer has to be judged against the quality of life they actually lead.
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Dave is one of my favorite sources of information and opinion on the Web. His opinions are passionately held, well-informed, intelligent, argumentative, and quite often wrong.
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Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws.
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Nothing travels faster than light, with the possible exception of bad news, which follows its own rules
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It's no coincidence that in no known language does the phrase "As pretty as an airport" appear
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No, that's just perfectly normal paranoia. Everyone in the Universe has that.
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Besides the pastor, there were about five people who had access to the safe, ... Those people have been eliminated as suspects through the investigative process.
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Even traveling despondently is better than arriving here.
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The red brick wall was the color of a brick-red Crayola