Douglas Adams
Douglas Adams
Douglas Noel Adamswas an English author, scriptwriter, essayist, humorist, satirist and dramatist...
NationalityEnglish
ProfessionNovelist
Date of Birth11 March 1952
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Capital Letters Were Always The Best Way Of Dealing With Things You Didn't Have A Good Answer To.
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Exactly!" said Deep Thought. "So once you do know what the question actually is, you'll know what the answer means.
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The Ultimate Answer to Life, The Universe and Everything is...42!
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There is no problem so complicated that you can't find a very simple answer to it if you look at it right.
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Sherlock Holmes observed that once you have eliminated the impossible then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the answer. I, however, do not like to eliminate the impossible.
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What's so unpleasant about being drunk? You ask a glass of water
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Writing is easy. You only need to stare at a piece of blank paper until your forehead bleeds
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It is known that there are an infinte number of worlds, simply because there is an infinite amount of space for them to be in. However, not every one of them is inhabited. Any finite number divided by infinity is as near nothing as makes no odds, so the average population of all the planets in the Universe can be said to be zero. From this it follows that the population of the whole Universe is also zero, and that any people you may meet from time to time are merely products of a deranged imagination.
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Without a god, life is only a matter of opinion.
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A life that is burdened with expectations is a heavy life. Its fruit is sorrow and disappointment.
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The quality of any advice anybody has to offer has to be judged against the quality of life they actually lead.
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Dave is one of my favorite sources of information and opinion on the Web. His opinions are passionately held, well-informed, intelligent, argumentative, and quite often wrong.
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Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws.
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Nothing travels faster than light, with the possible exception of bad news, which follows its own rules