Dorothy Rothschild Parker
Dorothy Rothschild Parker
Dorothy Parkerwas an American poet, short story writer, critic, and satirist, best known for her wit, wisecracks and eye for 20th-century urban foibles...
beautiful cheque english language words
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ah luck perfect sent
Why is it no one ever sent me yet one perfect limousine, do you suppose? Ah no, it's always just my luck to get one perfect rose.
require ruthless three
I require three things in a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.
four wiser
Four be the things I am wiser to know: Idleness, sorrow, a friend, and a foe.
attended game girls laid surprised
If all the girls who attended the Harvard-Yale game were laid end to end, I wouldn't be surprised
girls laid surprised
If all the girls at Brandeis were laid end-to-end, I wouldn't be surprised
break fawn heart men
Some men break your heart in two,/ Some men fawn and flatter,/ Some men never look at you;/ And that cleans up the matter.
Look at him, a rhinestone in the rough.
best lips taste
Lips that taste of tears, they say/ Are the best for kissing.
good hidden looks nobody safe treasures women
Most good women are hidden treasures who are only safe because nobody looks for them.
against bolts cold door lives mind noise
Her mind lives tidily, apart/ From cold and noise and pain,/ And bolts the door against her heart,/ Out wailing in the rain.
eight languages speaks woman
That woman speaks eight languages and can't say no in any of them.
attribute gratitude meanest
Gratitude - the meanest and most snivelling attribute in the world.
If I had any decency, I'd be dead. Most of my friends are.