Dorothy Rothschild Parker
Dorothy Rothschild Parker
Dorothy Parkerwas an American poet, short story writer, critic, and satirist, best known for her wit, wisecracks and eye for 20th-century urban foibles...
yorkers
As only New Yorkers know, if you can get through the twilight, you'll live through the night.
eye wild
There must be courage; there must be no awe. There must be criticism, for humor, to my mind, is encapsulated in criticism. There must be a disciplined eye and a wild mind.
artists authors
Authors and actors and artists and such - Never know nothing, and never know much
book great lightly
This book is not to be tossed lightly aside, but to be hurled with great force.
Now I know the things I know, and I do the things I do; and if you do not like me so, to hell, my love, with you!
love turned
The moon's turned black; For I love him, and He didn't love back
require ruthless three
I require three things in a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.
break fawn heart men
Some men break your heart in two,/ Some men fawn and flatter,/ Some men never look at you;/ And that cleans up the matter.
Look at him, a rhinestone in the rough.
infinite lying note passion swear time vows
By the time you swear you are his, shivering and sighing, And he vows his passion is infinite and undying- Lady, make a note of this: One of you is lying
beautiful cheque english language words
Cheque enclosed"" are the two most beautiful words in the English language
attribute gratitude meanest
Gratitude - the meanest and most snivelling attribute in the world.
If I had any decency, I'd be dead. Most of my friends are.
change five words
I can't write five words but that I change seven.