Don Herold
Don Herold
Don Heroldwas an American humorist, writer, illustrator, and cartoonist who wrote and illustrated many books and was a contributor to national magazines. He was born in Bloomfield, Indiana to Otto F. Herold and Clara Dyer Herold. He graduated from high school in 1907 and went on to the Art Institute of Chicago until 1908 when he transferred to the Indiana University. He was a member of the Phi Delta Theta fraternity and in 1913 he graduated with an AB degree...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionWriter
Date of Birth9 July 1889
CountryUnited States of America
This is the greatest paradox: the emotions cannot be trusted; yet it is the emotions that tell us the greatest truths.
A lot of men think that if they smile for a second, somebody will take advantage of them, and they are right.
[Reviewing a production of Uncle Tom's Cabin] The dogs were poorly supported by the cast.
Some people have nothing but experience.
Methods of locomotion have improved greatly in recent years, but places to go remain about the same.
If I had my life to live over, I would try to make more mistakes. I would relax. I would be sillier than I have been this trip. I know of very few things that I would take seriously. I would be less hygienic. I would go more places. I would climb more mountains and swim more rivers. I would eat more ice cream and less spinach. I would have more actual troubles and fewer imaginary troubles.
Be kind to dumb people.
Gentlemen prefer blondes, but take what they can get.
Conversation: The slowest form of human communication.
A humorist is a person who feels bad, but who feels good about it.
I had, out of my sixty teachers, a scant half dozen who couldn't have been supplanted by phonographs.
It is a good thing that life is not as serious as it seems to a waiter.
Nobody ever looked up and saw a good shot.
Golf is not sacred, and there is no use getting so gosh-darned solemn about it.