Dick Gregory

Dick Gregory
Richard Claxton "Dick" Gregoryis an American civil rights activist, social critic, writer, entrepreneur, and comedian...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth12 October 1932
CitySt. Louis, MO
CountryUnited States of America
mom mother father
When you have a good mother and no father, God kind of sits in. It's not enough, but it helps.
running dog zebras
...Humans were the only creatures in the world that ate their food cooked. You'd never find a Gorilla frying up some bananas for dinner or a lion charcoal-broiling a zebra steak. Cats don't often run to the oven with a mouse or bird they've captured, and a dog wouldn't naturally prepare its rabbit dinner in a stew.
money eye lasts
Nature is not affected by finance. If someone offered you ten thousand dollars to let them touch your eyeball without blinking, you would never collect the money. At the very last moment, Nature would force you to blink your eye. Nature will protect her own.
race relays
Life isn't a race. It's a relay.
funny-sarcastic alcohol drug
If they took all the drugs, nicotine, alcohol and caffeine off the market for six days, they'd have to bring out the tanks to control you.
christian mother jesus
My mother was the sweetest lady who ever lived on this planet, but if you tried to tell her that Jesus wasn't a Christian, she would stomp you to death.
healthy
It's cool to be healthy.
abe stills ifs
If it wasn't for Abe Lincoln, I'd still be on the open market.
giving force will-to-live
There's a God force inside of you that gives you a will to live.
information limits
There is a limit on how much information you can keep bottled up.
song white grace
Why are black folks singing Amazing Grace which is a song about a white slaver's conversion?
beautiful self tunes
When I tune into my beautiful self, I get happiness. Everything in the universe belongs to me.
son color hair
What price would God demand from the churches for having the audacity to lighten the color of his son's skin, and straighten out his nappy hair?
men no-fear he-man
The free man is the man with no fears.