Denis Leary
Denis Leary
Denis Colin Learyis an American actor, a writer, a producer, a singer, and a comedian...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Actor
Date of Birth18 August 1957
CityWorcester, MA
CountryUnited States of America
funny virginia voice
I love to smoke. I love to eat red meat. I'll only eat red meat that comes from cows who smoke, ok!? Special cows they grow in Virginia with voice boxes in their necks. "Moo"
believe feel-better feelings
I believe in prescription drugs. I believe in feeling better.
funny humor men
"Yeah, well, if you eat red meat, it stays in your colon for fifteen years!" Good! I paid for it; I want it in my ass, okay? I want them to find a meat sweater from my esophagus to my asshole when they open me up in the end! "This guy's covered in meat! He's Meat-Man! He's Meat-Tracheotomy-Man!"
funny humor noise
Don't buy the toys that make the noise!
perception metaphorical rooted
All knowledge is ultimately rooted in metaphorical (or analogical) modes of perception and thought.
funny new-york humor
Yeah, I love living in New York, man, and people who live in New York, we wear that fact like a badge right on our sleeve because we know that fact impresses everybody! I was in Vietnam. So what? I live in New York!
worry today way
Worrying about tomorrow is the best way to screw up today.
funny country humor
I think we should take Iraq and Iran and combine them into one country and call it Irate. All the pissed off people live in one place and get it over with.
funny country humor
We live in a country where John Lennon takes eight bullets, Yoko Ono is walking right beside him and not one hits her. Explain that to me!
men guy fans
I'm not really a Spider-Man fan. I'm more of a Batman guy.
stupid attention students
I wasn't the best student. I wasn't stupid, but I wasn't paying a lot of attention.
firefighter encounters selfless
Firefighters are some of the most selfless public servants you will ever encounter.
baseball independent three
Most movies suck, even the independent ones. Hollywood is like baseball: Hit three good ones out of 10 and you're a Hall of Famer.
funny humor alcohol
I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay?