Denis Leary
Denis Leary
Denis Colin Learyis an American actor, a writer, a producer, a singer, and a comedian...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Actor
Date of Birth18 August 1957
CityWorcester, MA
CountryUnited States of America
funny jobs humor
I have good kids, I love my kids. I try to bring them up the right way, not spanking them. I find that I don't have to spank them. I find that waving the gun around pretty much gets the same job done!
kids raises
I didn't raise my kids with the fear of God.
character actors likes
The second season is genrtrally easier do because you know the actors better and they know the characters better and if everybody likes each other you can really go all types of places.
funny humor filters
The filter's the best part. That's where they put the heroin.
funny drinking humor
It became sort of a snowball effect, with guys trying to deal in their own way with 9/11, whether it was drinking or whatever,
funny humor thinking
I just think it's difficult for them to see the forest for the trees right now, which I can't blame them for, given the circumstances they found themselves in.
funny humor thinking
Personally, I think Jim Henson said it best when he said "Anybody got an aspirin? I think I've got a cold."
funny humor self
Did you ever notice they never take any fat hostages? You never see a guy coming out of Lebanon going: I was held hostage for seven months and I lost 175 pounds, I feel good and I look good and I learned self-discipline. That's the important thing.
funny humor people
Peter Falk and Denis Leary today walked into a Starbucks and shot 27 people, without any announcement whatsoever.
lord
I'm the Lord of the Dance! F-k Michael Flatley, it's me!
men two nine
I'm gonna get one of those tracheotomies, so I can smoke two cigarettes at the same time! I'm gonna get nine tracheotomies, all around my neck, I'll be Tracheotomy Man! He can smoke a pack at a time, he's Tracheotomy Man!
years together firsts
Campbell [Scott] also directed me in a film with Hope Davis called Final. That was the first thing we did together, but I've known him for years.
seven thousand packs
I love to smoke. I smoke seven thousand packs a day!
cutting two done
Anybody who's done standup will tell you that there's nothing like it. The show starts at 8:00, the curtain goes up and there's nobody else except you and the audience, and you just perform for them for two hours. Nobody yells, 'Cut!' There are no retakes. That is still the most exciting medium for me, and I love it.