David Mitchell
David Mitchell
English stand up comedian and half of the comedy duo Mitchell and Webb, alongside Robert Webb. He is best known for starring in and writing the Channel 4 series Peep Show, for which he won the British Academy Television Award for Best Comedy Performance in 2009. He has also written and starred in several sketch shows including The Mitchell and Webb Situation, That Mitchell and Webb Sound and, That Mitchell and Webb Look.
NationalityEnglish
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth14 July 1974
CitySalisbury, England
So little is actually worthy of belief or disbelief. Better to strive to coexist than seek to disapprove . . .
The song instantly insisted it'd never existed.
Why ask a question whose answer would demand ten more questions?
The spirit was willing but the flesh was weak.
Do," said Louisa finally, "whatever you can't not do.
clocks in disagreement are worse than no clock at all.
Assured her I’ve never loved anyone except myself and have no intention of starting now,
Wars are never cured, they just go into remission for a few years.
Pain is strong, aye - but friends' eyes, more strong." I told him that he knows next to nothing about me & I know nothing about him. He jabbed at his eyes & jabbed at mine, as if that single gesture were ample explanation.
A weapon men use against women is the refusal to take them seriously.
Leaves turned to soil beneath my feet. Thus it is, trees eat themselves.
War's an auction where whoever can pay the most in damage and still be standing wins.
If swans weren't real, myths'd make them up.
Human beings need to watch out for reasonless niceness too. It's never reasonless and its reason's not usually nice.