DAVID FEHERTY
DAVID FEHERTY
Former professional golfer who amassed five European Tour wins during his career. He later went on to become a broadcaster for the Golf Channel and CBS Sports.
ProfessionGolfer
Date of Birth13 August 1958
dog i-like-you thinking
I adore dogs to the extent I think they are much more important than human beings. I like your dog much more than I like you.
ears looks worst
Worst haircut I've ever seen in my life. And I've had a few bad ones. It looks like he (John Daly) has a divot over each ear.
Never has my flabber been so completely gasted.
fall golf tree
Playing Augusta is like playing a Salvador Dali landscape. I expected a clock to fall out of the trees and hit me in the face.
drinking taken two
The hardest thing I ever did was get sober. I was drinking two and a half bottles of whiskey a day and taking 40 Vicodin. If I had known I was going to live this long, I would have taken better care of myself.
golf meals fries
Colin Montgomerie is a few French fries short of a Happy Meal.
country healthy disrespect
I have a healthy disrespect for religion. I really do. When Columbus came to this country in 1492 he brought syphilis, diphtheria, tuberculosis, influenza and Christianity. The diseases were curable.
trying nasty bigs
I hunt feral hogs. I try not to shoot creatures. That doesn't do anything for me. But big, nasty, smelly, bristly things with tusks that destroy everything that they touch. Yeah, I'll shoot them.
believe people atheism
If god wanted people to believe in him, why'd he invent logic then?
golf feet mouths
That's the trouble with Nick. The only time he opens his mouth is to change feet.
suffering mental-illness illness
I don't suffer from a mental illness, I live with it.
drinking games drunk
I didn't quit drinking because I was a bad drunk. I quit because I was a spectacular drunk. It got to be like a video game, where you get to the highest level and it's not even a challenge any more.
golf winning player
The world's No. 1 tennis player spends 90 percent of his time winning, while the world's No. 1 golfer spends 90 percent of his time losing. Golfers are great losers.
golf doors toilets
I was swinging like a toilet door on a prawn trawler.