Dave Chappelle

Dave Chappelle
David Khari Webber "Dave" Chappelleis an American stand-up comedian, screenwriter, producer, and actor. After beginning his film career in 1993 as Ahchoo in Mel Brooks' Robin Hood: Men in Tights, he landed supporting roles in box office hits including The Nutty Professor, Con Air, and Blue Streak. His first lead role was in the 1998 comedy film Half Baked, which he co-wrote with Neal Brennan...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth24 August 1973
CountryUnited States of America
I got real important relationships in my life that are very empowering relationships.
You can't get unfamous. You can get infamous but you can't get unfamous.
Something about New York, man: You can do more comedy there probably than you can anywhere in the world. If you're interested in being funny, New York is the place to go.
I think extreme sports are really good for relieving stress.
The language you are about to hear... is disturbing.
I enjoy my own thoughts sometimes.
If I can make a teacher's salary doing comedy, I think that's better than being a teacher.
I've been a comedian since I was fourteen. But I've never really been a CEO.
What is wrong with me i just bought a bag of weed from an infant.
Dave! Relax! Close your buttcheeks!
The only thing harder than leaving show business is coming back.
There's something about doing stand-up that's cathartic.
Somebody broke into my house once, this is a good time to call the police, but mm mm, nope. The house was too nice. It was a real nice house, but they'd never believe i lived in it. They'd be like 'He's still here!
Money is the fuel for choices. Money gives me choices, so it's not nothing, it's something," he continued. "But it's not the end all, be all. There are other things in my life that I did not purchase with money that are very valuable.