Danny Devito
Danny Devito
Daniel Michael "Danny" DeVitois an American actor, comedian, producer and director. He gained prominence for his portrayal of the taxi dispatcher Louie De Palma in Taxiwhich won him a Golden Globe and an Emmy...
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth17 November 1944
CityNeptune, NJ
excuse
Christmas is a good excuse to eat everything.
fists way pissed-off
When we get out of this, I'm gonna shove my fist right into your ass, hard and fast Not in the sexual way! In the 'I am pissed off' sort of way.
skulls two dilemma
There are two dilemmas that rattle the human skull: How do you hang on to someone who won't stay? And how do you get rid of someone who won't go?
fall tree way
A tree falls the way it leans. Be careful the way you lean.
nuclear ems use
Of course I've got lawyers. They are like nuclear weapons, I've got em 'cause everyone else has. But as soon as you use them they screw everything up.
fun thinking safe
It's fun to be on the edge. I think you do your best work when you take chances, when you're not safe, when you're not in the middle of the road, at least for me, anyway.
dream space turtles
We don't even know if we're in this room. We could be in a turtle's dream in outer space.
love-is needs whole
The whole point of love is to put someone else’s needs above your own.
towers looks sandwiches
I've been to the Leaning Tower of Pisa. It's a tower, and it's leaning. You look at it, but nothing happens, so then you look for someplace to get a sandwich.
brings circus dreams edward giant knows man meets miss road sees woman
So we see Edward as a young man on the road and he meets a giant and he brings the giant to a circus where he meets a Miss Calloway. He sees the woman of his dreams and I am the only one who knows who she is.
boxing couple developed line sweet
I developed that for a long time. I also developed 'Sugar Sweet Science' at New Line and that didn't happen. That was a boxing movie. And between all that there were a couple of other things.
call foot lay reach somebody stop tub
I lay on the ground, but then I can't reach - I don't want to take my foot out of the tub - but I've got to call somebody because I've got to get a band-aid or something to stop the bleeding.
clout greed time underlying using
I didn't do it because of the underlying greed that's prevailing, but it is about greed, doing the right thing at the right time using your clout when you have it and what for and what reason.
achievement smarter
What would a smarter person than me do? Then do it!