Danny Devito
Danny Devito
Daniel Michael "Danny" DeVitois an American actor, comedian, producer and director. He gained prominence for his portrayal of the taxi dispatcher Louie De Palma in Taxiwhich won him a Golden Globe and an Emmy...
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth17 November 1944
CityNeptune, NJ
needs need-money heist
Everybody needs money. That's why they call it money.
world one-thing cruel-world
I'll tell you one thing, it's a cruel, cruel world.
thank-you thank-god world
So, you pick this stuff here and this stuff there and then you see things in certain ways and you start visualizing and thank God I get the chance to do this. It's really the greatest thing in the whole wide world.
money sick salesman
A bad salesman will automatically drop his price. Bad salesmen make me sick.
excuse
Christmas is a good excuse to eat everything.
fists way pissed-off
When we get out of this, I'm gonna shove my fist right into your ass, hard and fast Not in the sexual way! In the 'I am pissed off' sort of way.
skulls two dilemma
There are two dilemmas that rattle the human skull: How do you hang on to someone who won't stay? And how do you get rid of someone who won't go?
fall tree way
A tree falls the way it leans. Be careful the way you lean.
nuclear ems use
Of course I've got lawyers. They are like nuclear weapons, I've got em 'cause everyone else has. But as soon as you use them they screw everything up.
fun thinking safe
It's fun to be on the edge. I think you do your best work when you take chances, when you're not safe, when you're not in the middle of the road, at least for me, anyway.
dream space turtles
We don't even know if we're in this room. We could be in a turtle's dream in outer space.
love-is needs whole
The whole point of love is to put someone else’s needs above your own.
towers looks sandwiches
I've been to the Leaning Tower of Pisa. It's a tower, and it's leaning. You look at it, but nothing happens, so then you look for someplace to get a sandwich.
flies flute goes lands side standing
This big part flies off on the floor. The other part goes like this and lands in my foot! Standing up! It's standing in my foot! Right in the side of my foot. The flute glass. I think I'm like in one of my own pictures.