Dan Jenkins
Dan Jenkins
Dan Jenkinsis an American author and sportswriter who often wrote for Sports Illustrated...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionAuthor
CountryUnited States of America
baseball games mouths
Baseball would be a better game if more third basemen got hit in the mouth by line drivers.
golf practice play
I had always suspected that trying to play golf in the company of big-time pros and a gallery would be something like walking naked into choir practice.
golf snow soul
The devoted golfer is an anguished soul who has learned a lot about putting, just as an avalanche victim has learned a lot about snow.
lying team party
A sportswriter's life means never sitting with your wife or family at the games. Still working after everyone has gone to the party... Digging beneath a coach's lies, not to forget those of athletic directors and general managers and owners of pro teams. Keeping a confidence. Risking it.
golf men mind
Always keep in mind that if God didn't want a man to have mulligans, golf balls wouldn't come three to a sleeve.
laughter cutting size
Laughter is the only thing that'll cut trouble down to a size where you can talk to it.
two injury bad-marriage
Only two things can stop Tiger — injury or a bad marriage.
stories able way
In a story, you have to have a theme and an angle, you have to have a beginning, middle and an end. You have to have a defining moment and kick it to death. You gotta be able to recognize that, by the way. It probably takes experience.
believe golf three
I am among those who firmly believe that a round of golf should not take more than three and a half hours, four at most. Anything longer than that is not a round of golf, it's life in Albania.
golf iron wife
A good one iron shot is about as easy to come by as an understanding wife.
funny basketball lying
Part of the charm of basketball lies in the fact that it's a simple game to understand. Players race up and down a fairly small area indoors and stuff the ball into a ring with Madonna's dress hanging on it.
The first president I met was L. B. J.
golf million people week
Real golf is the 20 million people who play once a week or once a month.
art dreaded man putting wise
Putting is not an art, it's a dreaded evil. No wise man ever said that.